WADSWORTH (can be played by boy or girl)
A traditional British butler in every sense: uptight, formal and “by the book.” He/she is the driving force in the play.
A provocative French maid with her own secret aspirations.
a dry, sardonic D.C. madam who is more interested in secrets than anything else.
The churchgoing wife of a senator. A bit batty, neurotic, and quick to hysteria.
a pale, morbid, and tragic woman. Mrs. White may or may not be the murderer of her five ex-husbands.
A puffy, pompous, dense blowhard of a military man.
An academic Casanova who woos women.
MR. GREEN (can be played by boy or girl)
A timid, yet officious, rule follower. He/She’S A BIT OF A KLUTZ AND AWFULLY ANXIOUS.
MR BODDY (boy or girl)
A slick, James Bond-type fella
THE COOK (boy or girl)
A threatening presence
THE MOTORIST (boy or girl)
A benign person who rings the wrong doorbell
THE COP (boy or girl)
A “regular person” just doing his/her job
AN AGENT (boy or girl)
A character based on the famous FBI agent “J. Edgar Hoover”
AGENT EXTRAS (boys and girls)
Dedicated to serving the force